Wednesday, September 03, 2008

Modern Methods

According to a poll of Canadian parents, public schools in this country ought to be teaching

"more of the essential core knowledge required for life," including subjects "for the times that we live in."

In response, Ontario has adjusted its curriculum.

Spelling, grammar, arithmetic and other outdated subjects have been removed in favour of courses in "Filing a Human Rights Complaint," "Cashing a Government Cheque," and "Coping with Obesity".

2 comments:

N. Trandem said...

Don't forget Advanced Placement Whining.

Anonymous said...

hilarious!