No, not like that. Gracious me. No need to call in the Human Rights Commission.
I've been trapping cats in my garden because the worthless bureaucrats will charge me if I shoot them.
Shoot cats, that is, not bureaucrats. Bureaucrats are bad, but there's simply no proportion in shooting them.
When I drop a cat off at the S.P.C.A., the clerk asks if I mean to trap feral cats. Why of course, I say, what on earth else would be in my garden? Pets, I say firmly, are kept indoors.
But I think this fellow will make a fine hat and I wouldn't want a hole in the pelt anyway.
I've learnt a lesson. Shooting is only usually the answer. I feel a good Democrat today.