Thursday, May 15, 2008

The Arctic, Stupid Mother Nature

"If you like Piña Coladas, and getting caught in the rain.
If you're not into yoga, if you have half-a-brain."
Global warming is set to stall over the next 10 years. It appears my summer house on the shores of Tuktoyaktuk will have to wait. Sipping piña coladas under the cool glow of the midnight sun, the warm waters of the Arctic ocean gently lapping at my toes, alas is not to be.

I am despondent.

I'm off to burn used motor oil

in the rainforest.

Stupid mother nature.

2 comments:

HJMW said...

Tuk is'nt a lake. It's a town.

J D Carriere said...

Fine, I ought to say "at" not "on". But read carefully, White. The water under discussion is the Arctic ocean.