"If you like Piña Coladas, and getting caught in the rain.Global warming is set to stall over the next 10 years. It appears my summer house on the shores of Tuktoyaktuk will have to wait. Sipping piña coladas under the cool glow of the midnight sun, the warm waters of the Arctic ocean gently lapping at my toes, alas is not to be.
If you're not into yoga, if you have half-a-brain."
I am despondent.
I'm off to burn used motor oil
in the rainforest.
Stupid mother nature.