Lifesite ran this story that says the Swiss government is granting rights to animals and plants.
I think they mean "extending rights" or something like that, because, don't forget Grasshopper, and say it with me now:
The State can't grant rights because the State isn't the source of rights.
Anyway I bet those goofy Swiss'll give 'em the vote.
And that's crap, because you know eggplant and pumpkins are always going to vote liberal and pretty much all the fruits are socialists. And don't even get me started on those damn commie sprouts from Brussels.